My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize