haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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