I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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