It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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