didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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