i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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