Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the day after is always just damage control
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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