Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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