i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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