Christians are straight up FREAKS
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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