Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She's the barista slut.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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