he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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