That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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