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(423): View more from Tennessee

If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.

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(734): View more from Michigan

we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas

(810): View more from Michigan

I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?

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(314): View more from Missouri

We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.

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