Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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