somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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