She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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