oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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