I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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