you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
and you said cock pushups were impossible
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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