yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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