You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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