did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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