Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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