question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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