We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
