And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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