How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
