very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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