We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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