yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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