where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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