what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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