Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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