normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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