Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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