piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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