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(919): View more from North Carolina

OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!

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No. You're kidding.

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I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.

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(919): OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto! (1-919): No. You're kidding. (919): I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth. http://tfl.nu/fp67

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(440): View more from Ohio

We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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(440): We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night. http://tfl.nu/4khi

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(916): View more from California

do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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(916): do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won? http://tfl.nu/7jg6

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

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(267): When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. http://tfl.nu/7g2d

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(773): View more from Illinois

When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.

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(773): When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change. http://tfl.nu/eo5m

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(519): View more from Ontario

her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(519): her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs http://tfl.nu/0f09

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.

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(303): It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes. http://tfl.nu/06hp

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.

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(724): Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part. http://tfl.nu/1dsi

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(770): View more from Georgia

Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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(770): Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning? http://tfl.nu/sjpg

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(619): View more from California

Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.

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(619): Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating. http://tfl.nu/bhg3

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(647): View more from Ontario

I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life

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(647): I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life http://tfl.nu/d1p7

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.

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As weird as it sounds I would totally be down

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(847): Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks. (630): As weird as it sounds I would totally be down http://tfl.nu/3ahb

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(830): View more from Texas

Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?

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Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine

(830): View more from Texas

drunken problem solving at its finest

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(830): Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra? (210): Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine (830): drunken problem solving at its finest http://tfl.nu/2c5e

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.

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(778): Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had. http://tfl.nu/0gqr

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle

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(832): I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle http://tfl.nu/p7zs

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