Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you definitely held a convo with a hobo

  (1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we have a secret handshake

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): you definitely held a convo with a hobo (1-610): we have a secret handshake http://tfl.nu/i4o5
  Replies (25) Good night (4465) Bad night (665)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2 http://tfl.nu/k675
  Replies (47) Good night (4189) Bad night (9596)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes. http://tfl.nu/ehgd
  Replies (35) Good night (1148) Bad night (8218)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing" http://tfl.nu/jpe9
  Replies (6) Good night (1241) Bad night (3636)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single? http://tfl.nu/navn
  Replies (35) Good night (7017) Bad night (1468)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  Come over. Drunk tacos.

  (1-214): View more from Texas

  That isn't even a sentence.

  (214): View more from Texas

  I kept the important parts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): Come over. Drunk tacos. (1-214): That isn't even a sentence. (214): I kept the important parts. http://tfl.nu/2pq0
  Replies (8) Good night (4909) Bad night (1009)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico http://tfl.nu/pgpo
  Replies (6) Good night (1383) Bad night (998)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours. http://tfl.nu/2v78
  Replies (2) Good night (1472) Bad night (502)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet. http://tfl.nu/5hoi
  Replies (4) Good night (928) Bad night (850)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises http://tfl.nu/kph5
  Replies (0) Good night (613) Bad night (694)
• Favorite

  (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+31): Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend http://tfl.nu/3jzb
  Replies (0) Good night (321) Bad night (496)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success http://tfl.nu/p8r3
  Replies (7) Good night (728) Bad night (397)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious. http://tfl.nu/m0rv
  Replies (1) Good night (552) Bad night (281)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand. http://tfl.nu/cp6v
  Replies (3) Good night (620) Bad night (349)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well http://tfl.nu/ssrg
  Replies (5) Good night (512) Bad night (272)

Randomize