Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.

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He was trying to put me in handcuffs.

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You have my attention.

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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?

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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....

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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.

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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now

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