Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
