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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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