And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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