girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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