she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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