I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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