But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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