Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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