He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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