I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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