JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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