Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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