doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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