? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
how does that bad decision feel?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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