that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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